Got this in an email today :D

[Mr Phoebus]

As more and more Mary-queens successfully sue manufacturers for their own dumb stupidity.
Manufacturers will have to keep on covering their asses, no matter how stupid the warning may seem.

 

[Kirstie]

Unfortunately these instructions exist because some spoon has actually done those things and then tried to sue the company for damages...

 

[Will1985]

...if they didn't die in the process, and instead got themselves nominated for a Darwin Award!

 

[papercorn2000]

I did an Actual LOL at the Rowenta one ;-)

Titter ye not, I know someone who did that!

And she's otherwise quite clever!

 

[Hover Fly]

I know someone who was in a hurry for an interview, and decided that the small crease in his shirt, just below the armpit, had to go. He still has the iron shaped scar.

 

[redjedi]

Timotei shampoo - this is not food/do not eat.

But it's got a picture of a nice ripe kiwi fruit on the bottle, and it smells sooooooo good!! It must be edible

 

[atbman]

Mate of mine bought some cheap bongo drums. One of the instructions read: "If head skin becomes slacky, place near light bulb to make tighten. Light bulb must be lit"

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Seen on back of truck - 'if you can't see my mirrors, then I can't see you'.

But still, the dumbass cyclists do not believe it.