Granddaughters' new toy dilemma

[Mad Doug Biker]

You two would make perfect godfathers

I don't know about that, but my Grandpa did have form, teaching us, for example, how best to catapult a fork off the dining table and across the room, so I do have some things up my sleeve.... *Ping!*..... Oh no I don't!

 

[mybike]

Buy it.

 

[ufkacbln]

I used to work with a guy who was a master at that art. He once had to accompany his little son into the cubicle in the gents, and took the opportunity to do the armpit trick and shout, 'FOR GOODNESS SAKE, Adam, haven't we told you about that?'

Totally OT

Public loo in Fareham

Lots of grunting and farting from a cubicle followed by:

"Out you bu88er" repeated as a litany

 

[classic33]

The parents will take the batteries out of the fart gun rendering it inoperable......................as a father I know this

haun

It's when the batteries are replaced the fun might really start.

 

[betty swollocks]

I think as soon as you saw it its purchase was a fart accomplis.

 

[machew]

Shorley the best present is a broken drum, as you just can't beat it!

 

[Andy_R]

Where is this "dilemma" you speak of?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Totally OT

Public loo in Fareham

Lots of grunting and farting from a cubicle followed by:

"Out you bu88er" repeated as a litany

I wonder what they stuck up there in the first place??

 

[accountantpete]

The box says "Choking Hazard" - it must be modelled on one of my farts.

 

[DRM]

Forget that, get her a violin instead & tell her to practice, alot

 

[nickyboy]

I wonder what they stuck up there in the first place??

I believe Richard Gere was filming in Hampshire recently

 

[classic33]

Where is this "dilemma" you speak of?

How many to buy.

 

[Dave7]

My granddaughter would love it.............she is 12 now but used to think it very good fun to fart loudly