Great one liner.

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postman

Legendary Member
Location
,Leeds
A great one liner aimed at me today from my hairdresser.I commented oh his choice of footwear.Doc Martens,about £130 i said.
Just about he replied best shoes he has had.FOR LIFE,style they come with a gaurantee of repair or replacement.I pointed mine out £69 i told him.

Yes well you would not get good value out of these.

I loved it.
 

cisamcgu

Legendary Member
Location
Merseyside-ish
Not sure I see the one-liner, to be honest
 

Chromatic

Legendary Member
Location
Gloucestershire
The scene: Kingsholm rugby ground, a boxing day afternoon a good few years ago, Gloucester v Lydney, the dying moments of the game with a scoreline which I can't remember but all you need to know is it was something along the lines of Gloucester: some points; Lydney: far fewer points. A ruck near the Gloucester line, the ball comes back on the Lydney side when the following occured:

Lydney supporter: (excitedly) we got the ball!!
Gloucester supporter: (deadpan) yes, but we got the points.
 
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