Gregg Wallace off of TV's Masterchef

[Ashtrayhead]

 

[subaqua]

Ah - finally an explanation that makes sense.

I've always wondered about Pavlov's alcoholism and his dogs' slightly too smug cleverness. (you can see it in their eyes)

Thanks TMN

when pavlov went to schroedingers house it was a drool fest

 

[TVC]

OK Zizou, I officially hate you.

Friday night, after a nice Rioja, I went to bed. Could I sleep? No!

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base" Rattling round in my head.

Then yesterday I woke up:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

I went to Ikea, where walking through the rug section:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

Next down to the in-laws for a chip supper:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

Driving back from Loughborough:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

We settled in for the evening with a deep robust Bordeaux:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

THEN! this morning I strained one eye open:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

So this afternoon, on the highlights, I can look forward to Jenson Button crossing the finishing line to the tune of:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

And, if my bottle of Chilean Merlot this evening is spoiled by:

"Base, base, base, base, buttery biscuit base"

I will have to hurt someone.

ARRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

[YahudaMoon]

Id prefer pussy wafting in through my kitchen over Greg Wallace all day long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

 

[TVC]

Id prefer pussy wafting in through my kitchen over Greg Wallace all day long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

I had tears, it was so funny, thanks.

 

[Archie_tect]

So this afternoon, on the highlights, I can look forward to Jenson Button crossing the finish
ARRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Thanks TVC... I've been studiously avoiding anything that gave the result away, but didn't expect this thread to give it away!

 

[TVC]

Thanks TVC... I've been studiously avoiding anything that gave the result away, but didn't expect this thread to give it away!

I've not given anything away, I just thought of the name of a racing driver.
Unfortunately I do know the result because as I watched the news this morning the sports presenter said "If you don't want to know the result then look away" Whilst the outcome was rolling along the ticker at the bottom of the screen.... bum.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's OK then...

 

[Archie_tect]

[....did he?]


[Edit: Apologies for going totally off thread... as you were].

 

[TVC]

And, to continue off topic, I see that Nigel Lawson at 90 has a new girlfriend aged 43....so there's hope for us all

Fancy Nigel do you?