I did know the correct answer to the question about Dorking though, because my wife supports a team who are in the same division as them.
There is a running joke amongst their fans that in the run up to a match at Dorking's ground, you are supposed to ask "who are we playing this weekend?", to which the answer is sung to the tune of A-Ha's Take On Me: "Dorking Away!". Probably not all that funny really, but it amuses her and that's good enough for me.