guess who I've just seen on the beach....

[Cubist]

Pollenca.

 

[Cubist]

Does that mean Dave'n Sam are a nice family?

They looked every bit a normal relaxed family, mum dad and three kids, except one was the prime minister. Funny that!

 

[Cubist]

You are a tough nut. No photos in the toilets, no revealing where you ate on holiday.

You'll break me eventually, in fact in thinking of setting up a twitter account so you know when I've flossed ........

 

[Theseus]

Ah! now I know who you are talking about. I didn't want to look like a thicko by asking.

 

[blade1889]

Was it Claudia Winkleman?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Pollenca.

Isn't that a kind of coarse gound maize?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Was it Claudia Winkleman?

Hang-on, I'll get my sniper rifle ....

 

[biggs682]

elton john !

 

[User169]

Was he sporting his black loafers and top gear bad dad jeans?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mrs 3BM saw Dave 'n' kidz in the local swimming pool a while back, I'd have gone over and given him a mouthful. So to speak.

 

[Cubist]

Mrs 3BM saw Dave 'n' kidz in the local swimming pool a while back, I'd have gone over and given him a mouthful. So to speak.

Cubester volunteered to go and ask him to repeal the hunting ban but bottled it in the end. They were back again yesterday.

 

[Cubist]

Isn't that a kind of coarse gound maize?

You're thinking of semolina, or cous cous. Probably.

 

[asterix]

Here's a clue. I'm in Mallorca. Nice family beach.

Rafa? How's the knee getting on?

 

[Archie_tect]

Hang-on, I'll get my sniper rifle ....

...stand still...

 

[postman]

Has this thick retired Postman cottoned on that you have spotted 'We are all in it together' Dave on a beach and you have not kicked sand in his face.
I would have dropped a 99 down his back,that mob has turned out worse than Lab- our,we are doomed i tell you.