Mr Phoebus
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Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea
I regret to inform you that HMG recommends no more than four eggs a week....![]()
Shortbread biscuits and jaffa cakes. To the extent that I only buy them once in a blue moon. When I get them home I am quite capable of eating an entire packet in one sitting.
I used to get Carolonabike jnr to hide them in his room and ration me to one a day but he's left home now, so it's down to my will power.
Oh God Yes!!!
*Nutellists Anonymous Cyclechat Branch*
My name's brockers and I can do a jar in one sitting.
Fried in lashings of butter, one would hope!
After years of failing to poach eggs in the microwave, I invested in an old-style steam poacher a couple of weeks ago. Oh Boy, I've been riding rough-shod over Nanny's egg quota ever since![]()
If the eggs are very fresh, just drop them straight into a frying pan of boiling water - swirl the water just beforehand. They need two minutes, then remove with a slotted spoon. If they're not fresh don't bother, as the egg white will disintegrate.
When I was camping at Rhayader I ate a whole tin of that fried in slices in a trangia and wedged in a baguette. After a day's riding I can't think of anything better.Fry ups. But what turns a fry up from a normal bi-weekly treat into a guilty pleasure is:
a tin of mechanically recovered meat. I hate to think what's in it or how it's made, but it's delicious fried in (even more) fat until crispy.
My sister-in-law uses the "whirlpool" method and tried to teach me. Abject failure every time, I'm afraid to say.
Two eggs, two ramekins. Butter the ramekins. To each add: a tablespoon of leftover mashed potato, a dsp of finely chopped mushrooms, an egg carefully broken, with the yolk pierced with a sharp knife, a teaspoon of parmesan, a desertspoon of double cream, and plenty of salt and pepper. Put them on a plate and cover loosely with one sheet of kitchen paper. Microwave at 600 watts for 2 minutes and thirty seconds.
Two eggs, two ramekins. Butter the ramekins. To each add: a tablespoon of leftover mashed potato, a dsp of finely chopped mushrooms, an egg carefully broken, with the yolk pierced with a sharp knife, a teaspoon of parmesan, a desertspoon of double cream, and plenty of salt and pepper. Put them on a plate and cover loosely with one sheet of kitchen paper. Microwave at 600 watts for 2 minutes and thirty seconds.
Yep, good choice...
[Cream Cheese and Chive ones burn the corners of my mouth for some reason!]