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benb

Evidence based cyclist
Location
Epsom
Cycling home last night, dark but well lit roads. Dual carriageway and light traffic, so plenty of room for drivers to pull out into the other lane to overtake.

One car gives me a long beep on the horn as he comes past (but not a close overtake at all). I couldn't see what, if any, gestures he was making.

Obviously I catch him at the next lights. He's in the right lane, so I pull up on his passenger side. I rap the window to ask him why he beeped me. He jut sits there looking straight ahead and ignoring me. I call out "why did you beep me back there". No response - he doesn't even look. Scared, I think, that I was going to beat him up.

If you're going to do something like that, you should at least have the courage of your convictions and actually defend your actions!

Made me laugh anyway.
 
Not really worth it though is it?

Saying that some fat motorcyclist gave me the hump at the Waldorf Hotel just off of Waterloo Bridge and I wanted a "word" with him....He should know it's difficult enough around there for cyclists without some fat motorcyclist up your arse...
 
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benb

benb

Evidence based cyclist
Location
Epsom
I wasn't really angry, I just wanted to know why he had beeped me, so I could correct his misconception.
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
If he had accidentally applied the horn he could have just put his hands up and gone "sorry, my mistake!"

I'm guessing he's gone back to his mates and is bragging about this run in he had with a cyclist, how big and brave he was etc etc. :biggrin: I've had that a few times over the years.
 

Moodyman

Legendary Member
Some d1ck threw a Haribo type gummy sweet at me. Passenger window was open but nobody in passenger seat so it must have been driver.

Sweet hit me on the back and dropped onto the top of the rack. It stuck there until I got home - noticed when I removed my pannier. Must have had it in his mouth judging by the way it stuck to my rack.

Sometimes I don't get it. It's not even funny. Yet to catch one b8stard at next set of lights though.
 

Plax

Guru
Location
Wales
He beeped you because a) you had the audacity to be on the road, b) he thought it was funny, c) he wanted to scare you or d) all of those reasons.
I had some twunt beep me for no reason a few days back. I think they do it because they can. Mine looked like a boy racer thinking it would be funny and show off to his mates by making a cyclist jump by beeping at them.
 

alp1950

Well-Known Member
Location
Balmore
Quiet, wide country road BMW coming in opposite direction and entirely unprovoked the driver lowers his window and screams abuse. ???Why.
 
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chillyuk

Guest
Because he is a BMW driver, a synonym for a twat.
 

lit

Well-Known Member
Location
Surrey
I actually came across a nice BMW driver today, was waiting for him to take his turn off at a roundabout, I was trying not to have to stop and he waved me to go on, when he could have just drove around me, rare but nice moment.
 

Maz

Guru
One car gives me a long beep on the horn as he comes past (but not a close overtake at all). I couldn't see what, if any, gestures he was making.
You should've beeped him back with an Airzound, mate. I've just ordered 3 from Wiggle! They're the dogs wotsits! ;)
 

Chutzpah

Über Member
Location
Somerset, UK
Quiet, wide country road BMW coming in opposite direction and entirely unprovoked the driver lowers his window and screams abuse. ???Why.

I had a silver van driver lean out of his window and yell 'tiiiiiiiiiit' at me the other day. He was driving in the other direction too (and no, definitely never seen him before). Like you say, simply... why?

Still, if it makes them feel big and clever....
 
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