Haggis Tonight?

[661-Pete]

My son assures me that since the principal diet of the wild haggis is live kippers, fished from Loch Fyne, catching them is easy, even if you're not wearing the kilt. All you have to do is get a live kipper, tie a line to its tail, and wait...

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Haggis and all the trimmings in our house. It's been that way for more than a decade even though neither Mrs Flange nor I are Scotish.

Same for us. and this year I got pished before cooking it all. But the family went with tiramisu for pudding instead of Cranachan "cos we iz dieting."