Headgardener
Armchair Cyclist
No. 2 for the beard and 3 for rest of which there is not a lot
. I usualy do my own trimming and get my dad to tidy up the nape of my neck.

Postman It's now time to buy your own clippers and cut your own hair. It's simple if all you need is a number four all over.
You can get your wife to trim the nape and around your ears.
I maintain my wife's bob cut with proper hairdressing scissors and her friends have complemented her on her styling and have been incredulous when she reveals who her hairdresser is. It's saved her a fortune.
That was weird. Wthin five minutes of me making this posting. My wife asked me to cut her hair. Job done. Another satisfied customer.
Steady now Vern, are you sure all your wife's pals aren't giggling behind her back at the awfulness of her hairdresser?
I think we need a photo!
Great idea to let the wife shave me head .