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Hairstyles 101

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Melvil, 21 Apr 2008.

  1. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    In which I ask - what hairstyle should be thrown into Room 101 and never see the light of day again?

    I myself nominate the 'skullet', the mullet's uglier brother - an unfortunate combination of balding head and long, greasy ducktail....urrrrrgh.
     
  2. simonali

    simonali Über Member

    Location:
    Wiltshire
    If I throw baldie heed in there will my hair grow back?
     
  3. Maz

    Maz Guru

    The female skinhead haircut...just like the male counterpart, but with a tuft of hair left uncut at the front. It was *just* enough to distinguish the bovver boys from the ever-so-slightly-prettier bovver girls.
     
  4. Anything with a parting aligned more than 45 degrees from the vertical...it can only mean one thing :biggrin:

    "Comb on over to my place - it's fun were having a parting" - with apologies...
     
  5. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    Legolas' "hairstyle" in Lord of the Rings. Did he accidentally shoot the costume designer's dog or something?
     
  6. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    the current birds nest look you get lads sporting these days.
     
  7. Landslide

    Landslide Rare Migrant

    Location:
    Called to the bar
    The Croydon Facelift
     
  8. Jacomus-rides-Gen

    Jacomus-rides-Gen New Member

    Location:
    Guildford / London
    The stork nest approach to styling that many young, rich boys have adopted.
     
  9. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    My cousin was a hairdresser when I was growing and she used me as a 'model'! :biggrin:

    She did have a rather fearsome reputation around the village so I can't claim to have been a laughing stock per se as no one dared to laugh, but would happily have seen some of her 'creations' flushed down the pipes into Room 101! :smile:

    Flat top with bleached bits anyone?
     
  10. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    The mullet, but when blokes shave the sides just up to the tops of their ears!!
     
  11. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    Location:
    Peterborough
    Dont know what 'style' it was, but the guy who did the impressions on Britains Got Talent...hopeless haircut...hopeless impressions :biggrin::biggrin:
     
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    The Brian May perm.... :biggrin:
     
  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    The Tintin/Jimmy Summerville quiff.

    Teddy Boys' hairstyles.

    The takes-for-ages-to-gel-into-place just-woken-up look.

    But nowt much wrong with my no. 1! :smile:
     
  14. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    Is the non styled just got out of bed look ok?
     
  15. goo_mason

    goo_mason Champion barbed-wire hurdler

    Location:
    Leith, Edinburgh
    Saw a young guy on the bus today sporting one of those fringe-across-one-eye, Phil-Oakey-circa-1981 jobs. The new romantic classic style, now being sported by those who obviously style their clothes on 'ficko' Beckham. Eek.