Hardhorn

[Ajay]

I may have been in Cockermouth that day (sorry)

Or was I (in) Upper Ramsbottom?

 

[User482]

It wasn't me either, I was enjoying myself in Upperthong that day!

Did you get a Wetwang?

 

[ColinJ]

Did you get a Wetwang?

No, that was on a trip to Penistone!