Has he been?

[Welsh wheels]

MIL bought me 4 torches in a row so I go MrsF to tell her that I didn't need any more torches, so she bought me a micro wave leakage detector. This year I asked for socks but and got a large wooden hedgehog, WTF?

To be honest, sounds like you're just being a bit prickly

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well there is ash all over the floor, an empty bottle of whisky on the coffee table, and mince pies crushed into the carpet in the hall. Plus the grass in the garden has been trashed.