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Jehannum

Veteran
Buying cat food at supermarkets and person on till asks if I have cats. One day I shall say no, I just have an addiction to Whiskas
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Or tell them you just use it as bait? ;-)

J.
 

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
Internet banking is the way forward! ^_^
Way back when First Direct were still good, their staff were based in Leeds. As part of security I was asked for my town of birth and a 10 min conversation on the merits (or lack of) of Nelson followed.
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
I quite like this. Many years ago we moved from Central London to a small market town. I was regularly cashing huge cheques to pay our builders.

I don't mind staff being pleasant and, if after a reaonable time, we've established some recognition of each other, it leads to some chat. I don't expect total strangers, on my rare visit inside a bank, to question my financial dealings. My wife was transferring a reasonable sum from one account to another yesterday when the teller asked her what it was for!

GC
(Grumpy Cyclist)
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Buying cat food at supermarkets and person on till asks if I have cats. One day I shall say no, I just have an addiction to Whiskas
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My sis told me once that she arrived at the checkout and caught a fellow shopper gawping at her trolley, which contained about a dozen cans of Whiskas and four two litre bottles of cider. Embarrassed, the woman blurted out 'lucky cat'. My sis gave her a conspiratorial look..."What makes you think I have a cat?"
 
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Boris Bajic

Boris Bajic

Guest
This might sound petty... but it winds me up.

Even on the BBC one hears the middle word of fine-toothed comb being stressed, as though it were a fine-tooth comb.

That would be a comb for one's fine teeth, or without the hyphen perhaps a fine comb for one's teeth. It is neither of those. It is a comb with fine teeth: a fine-toothed comb.

Further to which, one also hears the expressions 'to get one's own back' and 'off one's own bat' being mixed and miss-matched. "I did it off my own back".

There is no need for any of this. If I were in power, these would be capital offences. I see no point in light sentences for such crimes.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
This might sound petty... but it winds me up.

Even on the BBC one hears the middle word of fine-toothed comb being stressed, as though it were a fine-tooth comb.

That would be a comb for one's fine teeth, or without the hyphen perhaps a fine comb for one's teeth. It is neither of those. It is a comb with fine teeth: a fine-toothed comb.

Further to which, one also hears the expressions 'to get one's own back' and 'off one's own bat' being mixed and miss-matched. "I did it off my own back".

There is no need for any of this. If I were in power, these would be capital offences. I see no point in light sentences for such crimes.
I would have thought flogging for a first offence. One must never appear vindictive or disproportionate.
 

akb

Veteran
The older lady in front of you at the queue for the checkout who loads the til with a trolleys full of sshopping, asks the cashier to pack her bags and waits whilst this is all happening. When it comes to pay time spends the next 5 minutes trying to find her credit card / store card in her bottomless pit of a hand bag.
 
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