Have I sold my soul to the dark side?

[cookiemonster]

I have just started my new job this week with Tesco.

Should I hang my head in shame?

 

[ufkacbln]

THought you had bought a recumbent...

Working for Tesco is a conversion to the slightly off-white as opposed to Dark Side.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I wish to complain about the automatic checkouts at tesco express..they are poo. Thankyou

 

[Aperitif]

I have just started my new job this week with Tesco.

Should I hang my head in shame?

Every little helps cookie.
I like their special offers; Buy 1 get 13.

 

[snakehips]

Depends what the job is. Are you the in-store wine expert ?

Snake

My Library

 

[Aperitif]

He's at the Cookied Meat counter - serving chops.

 

[cookiemonster]

I wish to complain about the automatic checkouts at tesco express..they are poo. Thankyou

We don't have them at our store. You get served by a human being not by a machine.

I was only joking about the dark side. I work with a good bunch of people which is a bit of a rarity nowadys IMO.

 

[The Jogger]

Have they got a cycle2work scheme?
Do you speak Polish?

 

[Sam Kennedy]

Oh I thought you bought a fixed

 

[cookiemonster]

Oh I thought you bought a fixed

How dare you sir!!!

 

[Wigsie]

Oh I thought you bought a fixed

I thought you had touched some boobies!!

 

[wafflycat]

I thought you had touched some boobies!!

Wigsie - you owe me a new keyboard

 

[Wigsie]

Wigsie - you owe me a new keyboard

Sorry Waffles.....

 

[Crankarm]

Have they got a cycle2work scheme?
Do you speak Polish?

I don't think Tescos even does bike racks let alone a C2W scheme after their very public cockup in purchasing a few bikes for £1 million .


Good luck with the job.

Where do you do your food shopping - Morrisons?

 

[sheddy]

Don't let the barstewards wear you down !
BTW does each store have its own local Community Person to engage on local matters ?