Have you stockpiled in case of emergencies?

[slowmotion]

I also have a wide and varied assortment of nail guns in case of any Zombie-type unpleasantness.

If you need some stout boards to fix them to, drop round my way with a pannier.

 

[PaulSecteur]

They're shut, you should have waited until the morning, at least the shellfish would be fresh.

Al-Fayed leaves the key under the mat for such situations.

 

[Pale Rider]

10 days essential food? Not sure my fois gras and wagu beef would last that long.

Were you a true gourmand, you would know your wagu beef would improve with keeping for 10 days.

 

[TVC]

3 cans of wd40, 2 rolls of duct tape and assorted cable ties.

I can fix anything.

That is the entry fee to one of @Speicher's parties.

 

[slowmotion]

Al-Fayed leaves the key under the mat for such situations.

I thought he left it hanging on binder twine inside the letter box. Just reach in, and Bob's your uncle.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Any stockpilled stuff I stash will only been thrown away by Mrs Ian if it's 1 second after the best before or use by dates.

I love your new avatar!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Most of my neighbours are the sort that would do this, so I've stockpiled their spare keys and a crowbar.

 

[Markymark]

Were you a true gourmand, you would know your wagu beef would improve with keeping for 10 days.

You're probably right. To be honest Kitcheb Staff usually deal with that sort of thing.

 

[Saluki]

I have extra innertubes, for both bikes, in case of a national shortage. Does that count?

 

[hopless500]

Think I'd better dash to Tesco and stock up on beer. I have chickens which will do on the food front, but running out of beer would be a major crisis I'd have to hit the home-made wine which is

 

[shouldbeinbed]

[QUOTE 4430003, member: 259"]We've easily got enough food to last ten days but then we'd have to start on the carp in the pond if the heron's left any.[/QUOTE]
Simple solution. Heron butties on day 1.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

We used to have a Costco card and had converted the downstairs toilet into a larder. Along with the remnants of an Anderson Shelter I found in the garden, we'd have been fine for a decent time.

Anderson now buried, Costco binned and toilet back to it's original purpose.

Goodbye cruel world if there is an emergency

 

[John the Monkey]

Thank goodness for my filing cabinet full of Curly Wurlies.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Cor!

There is no way I could keep a filing cabinet full of Curlie Wurlies.

 

[John the Monkey]

I also have an armoire that I have stuffed with Wispas. Don't tell anyone though.