Head in hands moment.

[Hover Fly]

Yebutt, nobutt I mean WHERE is it ...........like as in, St Neot's, Bognor, Isle of Wight, Falklands ??

*Remembers what happened the last time the address escaped into the wilds of t'internet (C+, 2005)*
Somewhere in France.

 

[Hover Fly]

Mme Fouet will be holding final interviews tomorrow

Strangely enough Mme Fouet put it down to nerves and took her on.

 

[wiggydiggy]

Today we had a trial for the new café, attached to the "Tropical House" down here. Newly trained waiters/esses, with "The Boss" and I, various CH. HF workers and family members acting as customers. Nervous new waitress comes over to our table, takes order and departs. Returns with two cups containing what we ordered, places tray on table, lifts cups, places on table in front of us and again departs with tray, which was still holding two saucers, bowl of sugar and jug of milk.

Waiter/Waitress service generally annoys me in this country TBH They have no idea how to serve and generally its seen as such a 'low' job there's no pride taken - a decent service is always tipped well after all.

I walked out of a pub at the weekend as after first being told I couldnt get a drink at the bar (table service), so was then seated and attended to by someone who then instead of getting my drink as asked then started taking the orders of a table of 8 next to me. Useless bint so I strolled out

 

[Mr Phoebus]

 

[Hover Fly]

i have a lot of reservations but Mme HF say it'll be right.

 

[ColinJ]

Let's hope your parrots are like this one.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxP719G09N8

The place will be packed.

Extremely Childish!





I love it!!! (I almost spat my tea out all over my keyboard!)

 

[Hover Fly]

My Aunt had a macaw with a trick, it would loop a piece of string over the backs of two chairs, then "tightrope walk" between them on its second or third passage it would stop half way and repeat the words a US soldier had said when seeing it during world war 2, "Damn difficult but bloody ludicrous".

 

[Pat "5mph"]

i have a lot of reservations but Mme HF say it'll be right.

Och aye, it'll be fine: the customers practically expect us catering workers to be dummies!
Good luck with your new venture!

 

[Hover Fly]

Opened this morning, it's been all right so far...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

It's lunchtime: what are you doing on line instead of serving???

 

[Hover Fly]

You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

*Goes back to parrot catalogue*

 

[Pat "5mph"]

You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

*Goes back to parrot catalogue*

yes, but don't you need to be out there supervising? How was service, busy?

 

[Archie_tect]

You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

*Goes back to parrot catalogue*

You don't want to be an overhead HF... that's a waste of your own money.

 

[Hover Fly]

The consensus down here is that I am best sticking to what I do best, feeding the parrots.

 

[Dayvo]

Let's hope your parrots are like this one.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxP719G09N8


The place will be packed.

A parrot with Tourette's! Brilliant!