Heaven is........

[ComedyPilot]

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French and it is all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and it is all organised by the Italians.

 

[Archie_tect]

CP- wonder where that places Leeds then? Police are belligerant, chefs are Indian, mechanics are Albanian, lovers? [this is Yorkshire], and it's all organised by jobsworths from GOYH.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Leeds.................







<---------------- not from here it isn't

 

[TVC]

I'm faced with having to spend next Saturday night in East Yorkshire, good job there will be plenty of beer to get me through it.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm faced with having to spend next Saturday night in East Yorkshire, good job there will be plenty of beer to get me through it.

Oh really..................................pour qoi?


(as they say in Lithuania)

 

[TVC]

My brother is getting married in Pocklington.

 

[Archie_tect]

But that's not East Yorkshire! [some spotty herbert from the Boundaries Commission may whine that it is.... but he's wrong!]

 

[Archie_tect]

Hell is in Norway...

 

[ComedyPilot]

My brother is getting married in Pocklington.

Lovely little market town. I train for Jujitsu there on a Sunday.

 

[EssexRider]

Heaven is a halfpipe..

 

[Speicher]

Lovely little market town. I train for Jujitsu there on a Sunday.

What time does the train leave?

 

[ComedyPilot]

What time does the train leave?

I 'practice' there.......?

 

[Speicher]

I 'practice' there.......?

Very sorry. When trains are mentionned I have a one track mind.

 

[gavintc]

Lovely little market town. I train for Jujitsu there on a Sunday.

Some lovely rides on the Wolds north and east of Pocklington. I lived in Beverley for a few years - great place.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Very sorry. When trains are mentionned I have a one track mind.

There's me thinking I was the only one with such a mind..........