Heaven is........

[Speicher]

Not sure Mrs Robinson....sorry.................. Speicher................. is that much older than me...........................if at all. I am a youthful and active 43. I expect a true lady not to divulge, and being a true gent, I won't ask.

Certainly not ready to divulge anything, just yet!

... a lady would blush gently and, mindful of her station [York], enquire quietly when the next train to Pocklington doth depart. give the path to the engine driver, blow her whistle and wave the green flag.

Then close the guard's van door.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Certainly not ready to divulge anything, just yet!

Like a true lady......?

 

[Archie_tect]

Like a true lady......?

Here CP, wh-otcha mean 'like' a true lady?

 

[postman]

Heaven is a pint of the black stuff and a malt whisky .

 

[Dayvo]

Picking your nose whilst on the throne, is somewhat heavenly!

Or so I've been told!

 

[Archie_tect]

Picking your nose whilst on the throne, is somewhat heavenly!

Or so I've been told!

On the hotline to Duke of Edinburgh again?

 

[TVC]

Picking your nose whilst on the throne, is somewhat heavenly!

Or so I've been told!

There's not a lot to do in Oslo then?

 

[Dayvo]

There's not a lot to do in Oslo then?

I just wish I had a garage door to paint!

 

[Archie_tect]

I just wish I had a garage door to paint!

Lend you one....

 

[TVC]

I just wish I had a garage door to paint!

You could have mine but it's still a bit wet.

 

[Archie_tect]

"Wet Paint..... this is not an instruction"

 

[Speicher]

Like a true lady......?

Here CP, wh-otcha mean 'like' a true lady?

Er yeah, whotcha mean CP?