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vernon

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Crankarm said:
One would have thought they could share?
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This misquote of Dan Antopolski is less funny than the original ;)
 
rich p

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
I liked this one

Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
 
Blackandblue

Blackandblue

New Member
Location
London
rich p said:
I liked this one

Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
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:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
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661-Pete

Guest
[quote name='swee'pea99']To get to "it's flat"?[/QUOTE]
More or less.:smile:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road, a second time?
[not for the queasy]
To show its flatmate that it had guts.
[/not for the queasy]
 
papercorn2000

papercorn2000

Senior Member
My wife went to a girls' night out. The invite said "Dress to Kill". She went as Rose West.
 
Pottsy

Pottsy

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Location
SW London
rich p said:
I liked this one

Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
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I'm with you rich p, this is much funnier than the winner. :sad:
 
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661-Pete

Guest
I thought, the standard (adult) chicken+egg joke went:

A chicken and an egg were lying back in the bed relaxing after a night of wild uninhibited passion. The chicken muttered "well, that's settled an age-old question"...
 
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