Helmet cams far more trouble than they are worth.

[Cyclopathic]

My concern is the storage of all that film on the ride. We all know it is flammable so if you stopped for a crafty fag we could be dealing with self-immolation of Tibetan monk proportions

It's what I would have wanted.

 

[ufkacbln]

hedcamz bullet. job done.

What a stupid answer........... why make thinsg so easy and sensible.

How are all those art students going to find a meaningful career ?

 

[AndyRM]

I've a stand on my handlebars where I mount a brass plate which I etch my rides onto. It's an arduous process and I have to go very slowly so I can capture each scene accurately.

 

[Crackle]

Is Standard 8 being phased out then, damn.

 

[ufkacbln]

I must confess to using technology

I have wired up the Ipad and use a proprietary drawing app....

 

[fossyant]

Not very aero.

 

[wait4me]

[QUOTE 2757983, member: 259"]Helmets? Pah!

"A bout de souffle". I think it was a cheese one.

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Pre unit Triumph, probably about 62 judging from the Siamese pipes. Now where's me anorak

 

[Bollo]

[QUOTE 2757983, member: 259"]Helmets? Pah!

"A bout de souffle". I think it was a cheese one.

[/quote]

I like to think he's sticking his tongue out at society.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Cameras?

Brass etching....


Pah...!

I ride a rickshaw, and carry ladies from the local needlework society as passengers. They then sew the ensuing carnage 'Bayeux Tapestry' style.

 

[Bollo]

Cameras?

Brass etching....


Pah...!

I ride a rickshaw, and carry ladies from the local needlework society as passengers. They then sew the ensuing carnage 'Bayeux Tapestry' style.

How conventional!

I employ an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters for an infinite amount of time to eventually describe my rides with complete accuracy. Any Shakespeare goes in the bin.

 

[ComedyPilot]

How conventional!

I employ an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters for an infinite amount of time to eventually describe my rides with complete accuracy. Any Shakespeare goes in the bin.

You obviously have infinite time on your side?

With a carriage full of lavender-scented octogenerarians (well into their frail dotage), I don't have the luxury of time - but they do make a lovely cup of tea, and know their way around the cake display in the local cafe....

 

[nickyboy]

How conventional!

I employ an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters for an infinite amount of time to eventually describe my rides with complete accuracy. Any Shakespeare goes in the bin.

I like the idea of this. If I could get the infinite number of monkeys into an infinitely large harness they could tow me up the hills. I am a bit worried about the typewriter weight though. Perhaps the monkeys could, in this day and age, be retrained to use a lightweight tablet?

 

[Bollo]

I like the idea of this. If I could get the infinite number of monkeys into an infinitely large harness they could tow me up the hills. I am a bit worried about the typewriter weight though. Perhaps the monkeys could, in this day and age, be retrained to use a lightweight tablet?

They're busy. Busy describing my rides. OK?

 

[ufkacbln]

Here is an image of a recent incident on my way to work:

You can clearly see the offending BMW overtaking too closely and failing to give sufficient room as the road narrows

 

[asterix]

Here is an image of a recent incident on my way to work:

You can clearly see the offending BMW overtaking too closely and failing to give sufficient room as the road narrows

That's Pollocks.