Helmet recipes

[ufkacbln]

Can I just say that 5 minutes on a low heat halogen ring does not improve the usability of a helmet....

My elderly MiL decided that my helmet hanging on the stair case was " dangerous" so took it into the kitchen and place it on the hob


The result:

 

[classic33]

What's the main dish?

 

[Drago]

Good thing your head wasn't inside.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I bet her kitchen smelled lovely.

 

[Fnaar]

Miss Goodbody... hot helmet... etc

 

[TissoT]

Be good for the summer months plenty of ventilation ..

 

[EltonFrog]

You could have that with a plate of special fried lice.

 

[Postmanhat]

What are her feelings about tortoises?

 

[vernon]

You'll be protected from Colorado beetles trying to mate with it now.

 

[Brandane]

Did it save her hob though?

 

[Crackle]

That'll buff up OK. Plenty of life yet

 

[Dan B]

Well, it didn't split and it looks like it's compressed. Must have saved your life ...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I would laugh, but the helmet probably did cost a bit!
Claim accidental damage on the insurance?

 

[classic33]

I would laugh, but the helmet probably did cost a bit!
Claim accidental damage on the insurance?

Explain that one then!