Help needed to avert Staines flood disaster!

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deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
I'm sending an industrial size of Vanish down there to see whether that really can wash out Staines...
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
I'm no expert, but imagine that the kebab van could be relocated to higher ground to avert disaster.
I suggest the top of Box Hill, it will be out of harms way and could act as an incentive to draw the cyclists to the summit?
 

marknotgeorge

Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
Location
Derby.
What's this obsession with cyclists and kebabs? Surely the prerequisites for enjoying a large doner (10 points of drain cleaner lager) preclude the successful piloting of a pedal powered device?
 

green1

Über Member
What's this obsession with cyclists and kebabs? Surely the prerequisites for enjoying a large doner (10 points of drain cleaner lager) preclude the successful piloting of a pedal powered device?
Only in this country where kebabs are crap. Thing I miss most about my time living in the Middle East is a proper kebab. :hungry:
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
[QUOTE 2926022, member: 1314"]There's also a photo of a cc ride outside Kebab Elite - this is just a 5 minute walk to the Thames by the bridge. I can't find the pic though. I was on it together with 'teef, Davy and a few others.

Staines is world famous for its kebab shops. We can't let them drown.

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Yes that would be a blot on Staines' escutcheon.
 
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