Hey, lady in the MPV...

[thomas]

Wasn't there and wasn't red. May have been the colour that Rover called Kingfisher. Turned out to be a fairly young chap - I was expecting a purple-haired granny.

Maybe it is metro drivers that we should look out for. Anyone stupid enough to buy one is too stupid to drive well...

I think it was red. It was an old, ugly looking twit, so definitely different

 

[AyrshireBacon]

Obviously pissed off at humanity in general for driving a Metro !

Dont worry, we just use it for arsing about in the field !

Metros, yeh, never liked them. Maybe something to do with driving a Mini. Mini drivers (in general) don't like Metros. Best thing for them is to be driven about in a field. Or find one with a nice 16V 1.4K series engine to transplant into a Mini.

A real Mini mind! With real rust patches. Not one of those fake BMW Bigi wannabes. Yet another car on the hate list for me.

Most drivers are ok, they dont want to hurt anyone, dont want to damage their car and dont want the aggro.

Agreed, this chap just had a stupid moment in his car. No harm done this time. Hopefully after my words he may think twice next time. Well, we can at least hope...

 

[Cubist]

Maybe it is metro drivers that we should look out for. Anyone stupid enough to buy one is too stupid to drive well...

Aye, too right. It was twat in a metro that killed my ZXR750, and nearly cost me my left leg, career etc. First he claimed he couldn't see me, then told me how fast I was going...... and then screamed when he saw my tibia sticking out of my boot top! Tosser.

 

[Cubist]

On my commute there's a bridge which isn't wide enough for two bikes to pass. Yesterday morning I was on my way to work and what I at first believed to be a proper cyclist was coming the other way. I stopped and waited the twenty seconds or so it took for him to cross the bridge, and said a cheery good morning....... to be completely ignored, as he sailed past with his nose in the air. So if you were on the Calder Greenway at 8.30 yesterday and are reading this, look out for the black Cube. I'll be waiting for you next to Fat Al's cafe, where the silt beds get right up to the side of the path..........