Hi, How're you....

Fine, ta

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why d'ya wanna know?

 

Better than most.

Not as good as some.

 

I'd refute that.

 

Ha! We got you

 

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

...except perhaps Fulhencia Suarez...a Spaish chap I met once, who didn't mind you asking him questions.

 

Just interested !

 

I'm really well. Six days off work, the Oxford to Cambridge ride on sunday to look forward to, life is fine.

 

How fars that

 

Ha! Noooooooobody expect the Spanish Inquisition, surprise is our greatest weapon!, Fear and surprise!

Our TWO greatest weapons are: Fear and Surprise...


Yay, I got in first, someone run with it!

 

Yeah but; What did the Spanish Inquisition ever do for us?

 

**** off!

 

Bring out the comfy chairs........