Hi, I'm not new.

[cookiemonster]

Can you folks give me any advice?

 

[Pottsy]

Don't run with scissors.

 

[Paulus]

Always lift your Dahlias in autumn.

 

[ChrisKH]

Don't bother with bank shares at the moment.

In fact, just don't bother.

 

[trj977]

Don't nudge your granny when she's shaving.

 

[Pottsy]

Never laugh with a mouth full of jelly.

Edit: I feel guilty, I stole this one from someone on a previous thread - made me laugh (fortunately not eating jelly at the time).

 

[tyred]

From my own experience, don't sneeze with a mouthful of Rice Krispies!

 

[beanzontoast]

Don't ask a stranger to hold your wallet while you tie your shoelaces.

 

[numbnuts]

make sure you have a vest on

 

[swee'pea99]

Don't pick it or it'll never get better.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

don't eat yellow snow…

 

[Fnaar]

Always wear knee pads if you are skateboarding

 

[badkitty]

Never answer the question "Do I look fat?" with the word "Yes".

 

[Gerry Attrick]

don't eat yellow snow…

Where have I seen that before?

 

[rich p]

Don't talk to strange geysers in the dark. Probably not do-able where you are CM.