Higgs boson

[ArDee]

Looks like they've found it (at least to a 4.9 Sigma level of confidence)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Thank god for that,i will sleep easier tonight knowing they may have found the final piece of the jigsaw.
I suggest their next project is to find out what goes through a woman's mind when she enters a shoe shop,that should take a while.

 

[roadrash]

Thank god for that,i will sleep easier tonight knowing they may have found the final piece of the jigsaw.
I suggest their next project is to find out what goes through a woman's mind when she enters a shoe shop,that should take a while.

what goes through a womans mind ANYTIME

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Looks like they've found it (at least to a 4.9 Sigma level of confidence)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455

You are late, Rocky Mountain was cracking open the Champagne on the 'Post A Lie' thread when it was announced this morning!

Are you still with us Rocky?

 

[captain nemo1701]

The next project should be to confirm the existence of wormholes in the rear of your washing machine that allow odd socks to escape from our space-time. The late great Douglas Adams taught us what happens to that biro you were using five minutes ago .

 

[accountantpete]

I bet the other 4 people who postulated it's existence are right peeved off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well done to them, just a pity that faster than the speed of light reading wasn't quite right. I bet they would have massive hard ons right now if it had been the case!

There, done it.

 

[Fnaar]

You'd think a bison, being so feckin' large and all that, would be easy to find!

 

[swee'pea99]

So it was down the back of the sofa all along.

 

[tyred]

I always thought it was with all the other things my mum "puts aways safe so we know where to find it" and promptly disappear of the face of the earth for ever.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

So it was down the back of the sofa all along.

And the bonus being they found a quid thus meaning they can buy a 1ltr bottle of Panda Cola to celebrate.

 

[Globalti]

We may not have any macho industries left but we've got the Large Hard On collider.....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

we've got the Large Hard On collider.....

Sounds sore if it isn't lined up correctly!

 

[TVC]

I think we are missing the real significance of this discovery. As a direct result of the confirmation of the Higgs, Prof Brian Cox will get another series and get to travel round the world, staring off into the middle distance whilst trying to explain it.

 

[Nearly there]

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