Hilarious 3 year old

[MattHB]

We took our 6 month old kittens in th is morning to be spayed and neutered.

On walking into the vets surgery, my 3 year old step son started shouting..

'good bye knackers!!!'

I've not laughed so much in years!

 

[ColinJ]

That is pretty funny, though I bet the kittens didn't think so!

 

[MattHB]

Hehe theyre fine and home safe it was his mothers fault, she said it really quietly in the car on the way. But he has ninja hearing

 

[machew]

Birth control to ginger tom
Birth control to ginger tom
take your kit-e-cat and put your collar on
Birth control to ginger tom
commencing countdown ether on
checking scalpel and may god's luck be with you...

This is birth control to ginger tom
you've really pushed your luck
and your owner wants to fix you good and tight
so we hope you had a real good time last night
This is ginger tom to birth control
i'm feeling very scared
and my plums have both retracted up my ring
and I wonder what i'll sound like when I si-i-i-ing!

"Birth control to Ginger Tom,
Something's missing. Something's gone....
Birth control to Ginger Tom,
Birth control to Ginger Tom,
Your miaow is higher since you've had it done.

This is Ginger Tom to Birth Control:
I'm feeling very frail,
And there's something gone from underneath my tail,
And I'm walking in a most peculiar way.

Here am I sitting in a dustbin,
Miaowing at the moon.
There's nothing we can do
Since you've been doctored too. "

Birth control to ginger tom
the doors left open and the bugger's gone!
can you hear me ginger tom? can you hear me ginger tom?
can you....