Hit A Badger today

[just jim]

It's not just black and white this helmet wearing business!

 

[RedRider]

Karate-chopped a vole last night.

 

[fossyant]

I went over a stoat (or maybe it was a weasel) this morning. Although it was already dead.
One of those cases where your wheels follow where you're looking, and not really paying attention having just dodged a horse poop mountain.

First time I've ever seen one in the wild, and just few miles outside south London.

Wash the bike mate ASAP.

Fermenting blood and body bits stink !

 

[coffeejo]

There's a dead badger on the side of the road near me, second one in two months. The last one fermented good n proper

 

[ianrauk]

There's a dead badger on the side of the road near me, second one in two months. The last one fermented good n proper

I hope you was wearing a helmet, just in case like...

 

[coffeejo]

No, but it wasn't either

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Perhaps the badger could register and corroborate the story.

Good idea.

"A hairy moment - it was a close shave but then that's what you expect being a badger"

 

[vernon]

Good idea.

"A hairy moment - it was a close shave but then that's what you expect being a badger"

A brush with death?

 

[coffeejo]

 

[ianrauk]

Hasn't got a helmet but he looks a nasty piece of work..

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Old skool badger cotton cap...

 

[Allirog]

A husband and wife are riding a tandem home and run over a badger, they get off and find its still breathing but freezing cold. the husband says; 'put it between your legs to warm it up'; wife replies ;' but its all wet and it stinks'; husband says ;' well hold its nose';

 

[swee'pea99]

Glad to discover the OP was reporting. Thought from the title it was an order.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

What does it say, Rupert?







It's from Bill, he's been nailed by a bike and will be a bit sore for the next few days.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

"Right, everyone tooled up? Wait until you can see the whites of the f***er's eyes then we'll jump out and have him"