Holiday in Whitby?

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taximan

senex crepitu iuvenis cordi esse
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Slioch

Guru
Location
York
Don't go. It's a dangerous place. You will die.
 

lazybloke

Considering a new username
Location
Leafy Surrey
Have done great cycling in that area in the past, but it's not really in range for my daily exercise (round trip of 600 miles)
 
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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Don't go. It's a dangerous place. You will die.
You are so right!

I went to Whitby as a young man, in my 20s. I walked up the hill to take a look at its famous abbey and immediately started to sense a malevolent force acting upon me. Within minutes I was overpowered by fatigue and collapsed near a dry stone wall. I remained there motionless for hours, drifting in and out of consciousness. When I finally started to recover I discovered that I had aged nearly 40 years in just one afternoon. And evil locals had erected a sign to taunt me: "I am very old and crumbly"... The swines! Stay safe! Stay home! :eek:

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You are so right!

I went to Whitby as a young man, in my 20s. I walked up the hill to take a look at its famous abbey and immediately started to sense a malevolent force acting upon me. Within minutes I was overpowered by fatigue and collapsed near a dry stone wall. I remained there motionless for hours, drifting in and out of consciousness. When I finally started to recover I discovered that I had aged nearly 40 years in just one afternoon. And evil locals had erected a sign to taunt me: "I am very old and crumbly"... The swines! Stay safe! Stay home! :eek:

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Looks like they were taking the advice not to sit on you.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Looks like they were taking the advice not to sit on you.
The b*st*rd with the camera was sitting on my head when I came round! :laugh:
 
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