Honestly, the things women talk about at dinner time...

[pplpilot]

if a man in a forest has an opinion and there isn't a woman around to hear it does that mean he is still wrong?

 

[Cubist]

What I can't understand is why my wife starts every conversation with the words "You're not actually listening are you?"

 

[blackgoff]

So what shite do you spout on about at dinner time?

Who ruffled your feathers tickletums - coochywoochy?

 

[vernon]

Who ruffled your feathers tickletums - coochywoochy?

Just enlighten us with what you consider to be scintillating dinner time conversation topics so that we can recalibrate our nobber indices.

 

[Tin Pot]

Funnily enough, conversation with women is usually enjoyable when conducted in a bar.

I wonder why?

 

[gbb]

On a wierd note, got home tonight and the wife is telling me...
She had a friend round, about dinner time the were discussing passed family and friends. She asked my wife if my late dad had 'visited' my mum. She reckoned her dad HAD 'visited' her mum. Not sure what exactly that's supposed to entail, but you can imagine.
The wife said no, mum hadnt spoke of anything.....within a few seconds, there was an almightly bang from the dining room .
They jumped up and ran in there to find dads photo laying face down.

To use the wifes words...they nearly sh1t themselves
It fairly spooked them and a bottle of wine was soon opened.

Ive looked at the photo when i got in...how it could have fallen face down...i really dont know.
Im not a believer...but its wierd.

That'll learn you i said.....talk about wierd stuff...and wierd stuff will happen.

 

[SD1]

To ex-wife "how are you"
"Very well thank you"
"Pity" !

 

[Sara_H]

I'm surprised the topics of kittens and knitting didn't come up.