XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
Oh my ... they were all out today! In the space of 1 hour and 20 mins, I encountered:
"Watch out!" shouted by me at pedestrians who walked into the road without looking (three separate incidents).
One woman who tried to left-hook me - but began the left hook when her nearside headlight was parallel with my bottom bracket ... resulting in me giving her the "WTF???!!!" look and her then braking sharply and dropping back.
Chavs who jumped out in front of me and shouted "waaaaaa!" (two separate incidents).
Woman in 4x4 who overtook me at a pinch-point with literally one inch to spare - when I caught up with her at the lights I asked her "WTF???!!!!" She replied, "You what? I ain't never seen you before mate!".
Other than those seven incidents in a single ride, everything was peachy!
The laws of karma say that I should now get at least a month's worth of hassle-free rides! Normally I will get one incident like that at the very most ...
"Watch out!" shouted by me at pedestrians who walked into the road without looking (three separate incidents).
One woman who tried to left-hook me - but began the left hook when her nearside headlight was parallel with my bottom bracket ... resulting in me giving her the "WTF???!!!" look and her then braking sharply and dropping back.
Chavs who jumped out in front of me and shouted "waaaaaa!" (two separate incidents).
Woman in 4x4 who overtook me at a pinch-point with literally one inch to spare - when I caught up with her at the lights I asked her "WTF???!!!!" She replied, "You what? I ain't never seen you before mate!".
Other than those seven incidents in a single ride, everything was peachy!
The laws of karma say that I should now get at least a month's worth of hassle-free rides! Normally I will get one incident like that at the very most ...