Many years ago I asked a surveyor's office the following to decide whether it was worth getting the survey done:-
Q1) there is a tree in the garden about 20 ft from the building, are you able to advise as part of your survey?
A. You would need a tree expert to tell you if that was likely to be a problem.
Q2) The consumer unit looks like a museum exhibit, so do you advise on this and wiring.
A. We can tell you roughly the age of the consumer unit.
These answers confirmed the doubts I had about the worth of (at the time, 30 years ago) £600 for a survey.
I had a survey done for my previous flat. I think the fee was nearly a grand. The report was mostly listing things they hadn't checked (advised getting specialists for every single trade) and what they did check they did badly. "a random sample of windows were checked and found to be sticking" Hang on, there are only 8 windows in the whole f'in place. Moreover it would be nice to tell me which one you bothered to look at. I checked them all and they were all fine. "crack in ceiling potentially costing thousands to replace. Unable to examine closely as didn't have a ladder". It was peeling paint, and wtf didn't you bring a ladder. I had my doubts if they even had a biro and just typed it up from memory afterwards. I got far more structural advice on the place, actual genuine information, from my superb solicitor, who, as far as I know, never visited the place. Not wholly convinced the surveyor actually visited the place
First question.
Local solicitors or national firm?
Seems a large variety of pricing.
I've excluded the brokers rightly or wrongly.
I heard of a surveyor who was know to drive past a house and if he had surveyed a similar one in the same area he just drove past and redid the old one
This was from a solicitor who said it was not as uncommon as it should be
Fortunately my mate is a Solicitor with his own firm. Everything was done in good order when I bought my house, in fact it was so speedy I actually had to ask them to hold off as I wasn't actually ready to move by the time they had everything in place!Smaller reputable well established local solicitors will tend to be better with the personal touch as well. Whichever way you go good luck.
I heard of a surveyor who was know to drive past a house and if he had surveyed a similar one in the same area he just drove past and redid the old one
This was from a solicitor who said it was not as uncommon as it should be
Given how much they charge for what should be a couple of hours' work it really is a piss take to not do it properly.
Exactly
When I used to live in Bangor the house opposite was sold about 4 times
The Estate Agents used mostly the same photos every time - just swapped a couple where obvious changes had been made
even the bush in front of the front door was totally different after a while so it was kinda obvious!!!
They were still the EA that was best at getting your house sold though!
To be fair to estate agents they do often have to work hard to show round a load of time wasters, chase up deals, get 90% completed then it falls through and so on, which balances out those where a desirable house during a boom sells in an afternoon.