How do I make the robot see me?

[MossCommuter]

OK, thanks for all the advice.

I'll make sure the bike's been feng shui'd, I'll check that the Chakra's are aligned (maybe some chanting?). I think I'll carry some crystals - rock salt lamps are good for alertness apparently. I'll be wearing a copper-bracelet for good measure. Not sure where to get an MRI scanner nor whether it'll fit in the panniers but willing to give it a go (I went in an MRI scanner once; didn't like it much). I'll not be forgetting to replace my alli frame with a steel one and there was something about aluminium discs making me fly; deffo trying that. Oh, and there was laying on of hands or something (wasn't there?) - I'll try that anyway.

As for making sure I ride over the induction loop - that'd just be silly.

thanks again - I'll let you know how I get on next time I cross it (it's not on the daily commute).

P

 

[hackbike 666]

I need this pic so im glad I posted it on here...it's on my phone....I was held at these lights for over 4 minutes this morning so I am now reporting them to Newham Council...I also have a video....


http://www.fixmystreet.com/report/135755

Reported....

 

[ducknumber1]

Ever since seeing this discussion I have noticed every single parallelogram just before traffic lights, and pointed them out to others who had not noticed them either.

Many thinks, as I now get through them much quicker.

 

[CopperBrompton]

I'll make sure the bike's been feng shui'd, I'll check that the Chakra's are aligned (maybe some chanting?). I think I'll carry some crystals - rock salt lamps are good for alertness apparently. I'll be wearing a copper-bracelet for good measure.

That should work, so long as you're a Sagittarius.