How do you relax after work

[Dirk]

I ensure that I am in a state of maximum relaxation after work by not working in the first place.

Wot 'e said.

 

[Fonze]

Ride the bike ..
Walk along seafront with my dogs ..
Watch sport laying on the settee

 

[stephec]

I ensure that I am in a state of maximum relaxation after work by not working in the first place.

Are you retired?

Well I never knew that.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I ensure that I am in a state of maximum relaxation after work by not working in the first place.

Fook i hate you at times

 

[pawl]

Chainsaw carpentry and cocaine.

Do you need the chainsaw to cut the cocaine because it's a hard drug.

 

[PK99]

Work?

What is this thing of which you speak?

 

[Drago]

Are you retired?

Well I never knew that.

Well, I don't like to mention it

 

[Lavender Rose]

I would love to not work, but I would go insane! Possibly going to relocate with partner next year to Scotland, might be able to go part time then and have a dog for company when he is away in the navy.

 

[Rustybucket]

I don't have time to relax. Train home, eat dinner, kids to bed and then go to bed. Rock and roll in our house!

 

[KnackeredBike]

Do you need the chainsaw to cut the cocaine because it's a hard drug.

Sure, you just need to take a deep breath when you start. Through your nose.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Extended commute home

 

[KnackeredBike]

On a serious note I have the patience of toddler after a bout of ECT so I use my chainsaw for all carpentry or hedge trimming. Measure by eye. Most wooden things in my house have a certain rustic charm.

If I could maintain my bike with a chainsaw I would.

 

[screenman]

Straighten bent metal.

 

[Cycleops]

Strangle some small animals and play a round of golf.

I know this won’t be popular as there aren’t many golfers on here.

 

[mustang1]

After work, I need to chill out before getting on the bike. And once on the bike, it seems nothing else can really relax me.

I haven't been to the massage parlour for ages