How do you want to die?

[phil_hg_uk]

I'm going to commit suicide in a really spectacular fashion when I've had enough of it all.

You dont want to do that I know someone who did that and I wouldnt recommend it.

 

[dellzeqq]

In a shoot out with the Bolivian army.

doh! Crap plan! What happens if you win?????

 

[GrumpyGregry]

after making love to my wife, with a good Cohiba in one hand and a glass of Middleton Very Rare in the other some time after my 80th birthday.

Fat chance . As woody allen once said "If you want to make God laugh just tell Him your plans for the future"

 

[Kirstie]

You dont want to do that I know someone who did that and I wouldnt recommend it.

Yes I do. I know someone who did it too.

 

[ComedyPilot]

You dont want to do that I know someone who did that and I wouldnt recommend it.

Yes I do. I know someone who did it too.

You do NOT want to do that and I have seen a LOT that have. (I knew one of them too - sniff - RIP Rob)

 

[ComedyPilot]

after making love to my wife, with a good Cohiba in one hand and a glass of Middleton Very Rare in the other some time after my 80th birthday.

I'd like to do that too. But after making love with YOUR wife, it wouldn't be me dying of my own free will, I suppose?

 

[andygates]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Suffocated by a sexy car? Eugghhhhhh....
Weirdo!

 

[Randochap]

Not from cancer and not under a truck. Tried both of those and didn't like the view.

Maybe trying to keep up with some shapely lycra.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Knee deep in the blood of my foes.

 

[NickM]

I'm going to commit suicide in a really spectacular fashion when I've had enough of it all.

A swallow dive from the public gallery of the House of Commons with fifty pounds of Semtex on a ripcord detonator tied to the balcony?

At the age of 85?

Way to go!

 

[tyred]

Don't care so long as it's quick and as pain free as possible, preferably in my sleep.

 

[Arch]

A swallow dive from the public gallery of the House of Commons with fifty pounds of Semtex on a ripcord detonator tied to the balcony?

Bloody hell, the exact moment I read that, we had a clap of thunder overhead!

Me, instantly, or in my sleep. Anytime between now and whenever...

 

[yenrod]

We all know it's in our futures and when it arrives, if you have the choice, how do you want it to come a-knocking? Me, I want to die at 92 of an burst aortic aneurysm that I don't know I've got as I am dancing a jig in the stadium following Steven Gerard's grandson lifting Liverpool's 25th European cup. But that's just me.

Paul - go and have a stiff Wiskey !

And smille sonny...taste life, leer at women, say Hi to a stranger...!

 

[Rob S]

I've had an involuntary taste of how I'd like to go....it does have a couple of drawbacks 1) the feelings of the other person involved...2) I don't want to be a cycling death statistic....however:

I wouldn't complain too much if I was cycling along, minding my own business (this time on a nice scenic road rather than a cutting of a dual carriageway) and was struck from behind and was dead before I hit the floor...instead of just unconcious like last year