How does an accountant get rid of constipation?
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I was about to suggest that they employed the laxative effects of propiatory diarrhoetic, but now I see that you were merely entreating us to a little jest!
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Another old one stolen from Maz;
A deaf couple met and get married; everything is marvellous until they get over the honeymoon section of their marriage. Then they realise that when the lights go out, they have no way of communicating if they want to make love or not.
So they agree they need some signals.
So whilst the lights are on she signs “If I start getting amorous and you feel like making love touch my right breast, if you don’t touch my left breast”
He signs back “Good idea, if I start getting amorous and you feel like making love, pull my penis once, if you don’t pull my penis a hundred times”
Sorry, I’ll get my coat
A deaf couple met and get married; everything is marvellous until they get over the honeymoon section of their marriage. Then they realise that when the lights go out, they have no way of communicating if they want to make love or not.
So they agree they need some signals.
So whilst the lights are on she signs “If I start getting amorous and you feel like making love touch my right breast, if you don’t touch my left breast”
He signs back “Good idea, if I start getting amorous and you feel like making love, pull my penis once, if you don’t pull my penis a hundred times”
Sorry, I’ll get my coat
