How long you last in bed depends on age

[Ming the Merciless]

I normally last 9.5 hours, what about the rest of you?

 

[Drago]

16 inches.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

16 inches.

Tall. You are an action man

 

[Dogtrousers]

I have to get up for a wee after a while.

 

[raleighnut]

I normally have to get up every 2-3 hours for a pee and a smoke.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

I normally have to get up every 2-3 hours for a pee and a smoke.

It's always smoking between my sheets

 

[Rusty Nails]

My wife is an early riser so I'm always last in bed.

 

[Dave7]

16 inches.

I asked a girl out once.
She said "only if it measures 16 inches"
I told her "I'm not cutting 3 inches off mine for anyone".

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

How long I last in bed depends on how much she is bothering me…

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I asked a girl out once.
She said "only if it measures 16 inches"
I told her "I'm not cutting 3 inches off mine for anyone".

Big enough to fill a pram, twice.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

I take regular coffee breaks.