How many CC members does it take to change a lightbulb ??

[Vapin' Joe]

Someone to ask which type of lampshade is best to use leading to a vitriolic slanging match about whether lampshades are necessary or not with one member doing a massive flounce and a warning to all from the moderators.

 

[MrPie]

All the lefties stand back and furiously masturbate at the injustice while Patrick Stevens, Drago's butler or my butler does it

 

[slowmotion]

Ten pages of puns will inevitably follow the "this has been an illuminating thread" post.

You're a bright guy....

 

[classic33]

Nobody has asked the obvious screw or bayonet fitting. i understand Miss Goodbody has a preference.

Small or large?

 

[Brandane]

Ten pages of puns will inevitably follow the "this has been an illuminating thread" post.

So watt?

 

[classic33]

My dictionary says -

bulb /bulb/
noun

1. A subterranean bud with swollen leaf-basesin which reserve materials are stored
2. A flowering plant that grows from such
3. A protuberance or swelling
4. A bulb-shaped object
5. The medulla oblongata
6. A dilatation or expansion of a glass tube
7. A light bulb
8. A bulb-shaped rubber device for squeezing, as eg in an eye-dropper or bicycle horn

I've to read mine!
It's one of the older type.

 

[raleighnut]

All the lefties stand back and furiously masturbate at the injustice while Patrick Stevens, Drago's butler or my butler does it

I don't think you'll find the 'lefties' are the onanists.

 

[MrPie]

Well, that's just sexist

 

[slowmotion]

Surely somebody will earnestly suggest that "Lightbulbism" is not a subject that should be frivolously discussed in The Cafe, and that the thread should be moved to Politics and Current Affairs where a complete massacre of the usual victims will be held.

Many "Likes" all round.

 

[PK99]

Surely somebody will earnestly suggest that "Lightbulbism" is not a subject that should be frivolously discussed in The Cafe, and that the thread should be moved to Politics and Current Affairs where a complete massacre of the usual victims will be held.

Many "Likes" all round.

!

 

[slowmotion]

!

Do you want a "like"?

 

[TheDoctor]

I wouldn't let that 'ampere you.

 

[Drago]

Shocking, absolutely shocking

 

[slowmotion]

Shocking, absolutely shocking

Wasn't that a Bond film line?

 

[PK99]

Shocking, absolutely shocking

it is beyond my capacitor to cope.