How old is your heart? (Test)

[Leedsbusdriver]

An NHS test to tell the age of your heart and how likely you are to have a stroke or heart attack.
My heart is 2 years younger than i actually am,and i have a 1% chance of having heart trouble in the next ten years.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

What a load of bollx, tells me that I'm likely to live til 79 w/o having a heart attack or stroke - it has no idea that I come from a long line of stubborn daffodils

 

[rich p]

I'm heartless...

 

[rich p]

artless...

 

[rich p]

but not fartless

 

[Saluki]

I got told that my heart is a year older than I am and that I should take some exercise and lose some weight.

 

[Drago]

According to that, 91 years.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

According to that, 91 years.

Can i have your truck?

 

[CopperCyclist]

Weird - doesn't ask about how much exercise you do, or a simple 'resting heart rate' test which I would have assumed would have been very useful in their calculations - maybe they think they can extrapolate them for the other numbers...

 

[craigwend]

I got told that my heart is a year older than I am and that I should take some exercise and lose some weight.

and so did I ...

 

[snorri]

According o the survey, my heart age is 26 years younger than my actual age........I wish

 

[Drago]

Can i have your truck?

Seems to think I'm grossly obese because they use the highly unscientific BMI measurement. Ah well, they can't be right al...aarrrgghhhh...urrrggghhhh...gasp....bonk.

 

[mickle]

Four hundred and seventy billion? That can't be right.

 

[Mr Celine]

That says my heart is 3 years older than the rest of me. The NHS actually tested my heart last year. As soon as I was wired up the alarm started going, so I asked the nurse if I was dead. She said "not quite, it doesn't like your resting heart rate being only 44. I take it you're still cycling?" I said yes, and refrained from pointing out that I wasn't actually resting...

 

[matiz]

80 for me I was hoping for a bit more,my grandad was overweight,deaf and blind and had shrapnel in his head from the Somme,plus a dodgy heart and he still made it to 88.