How soon is now?

[dmoan]

Please shut your mouth, how can you say, I go about things the wrong way

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before ...

 

[dmoan]

Ask me, I wont say no, how could I?

How could you? You broke my spleen and broke my knee and than you really laid into me!

 

[ChrisKH]

There's more to life than this you know, but not much more....

 

[Bodhbh]

This Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

 

[Fnaar]

Yes, I'm off to reel around the fountain for a bit

 

[Haitch]

Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said:

So which member of The Smiths would win a pro-celebrity snooker tournament?

 

[Bodhbh]

Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said:

It's too close to home and it's too near the bone!

(go on what's the punchline?)

 

[dmoan]

It's too close to home and it's too near the bone!

(go on what's the punchline?)

Mother, I can feel the soiling falling over my head?

 

[Lardyboy]

Do you think you've made the right decision this time?

 

[TVC]

And what difference does it make?

Depends if you're a vicar in a tutu, but since you ask - you are a flatulant pain in the arse. B)

Give us money!

 

[Moose]

This night has opened my eyes and I will never sleep again

 

[Dave5N]

Depends if you're a vicar in a tutu, but since you ask - you are a flatulant pain in the arse. B)

Give us money!

This charming man.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i would go out tonight, but i haven't got a stitch to wear…

 

[Baggy]

Give us money!

You just haven't earned it yet, baby.

 

[yenrod]

Chuffy is being a super fluffy manimal

Chuffy is a supper fluffy animal esp. when he gets his hi-vis vest/red hotpants outfit - out !

I'm sure he's gonna come out one day on here.