Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Imagine that senario not working out the way you hoped?Rigid Raider said:
How to discourage an unwanted visitor?
- Thread starter Globalti
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philipbh
Spectral Cyclist
- Location
- Out the back
Rigid Raider said:
I thought you didn't want to encourage her?
philipbh
Spectral Cyclist
- Location
- Out the back
rich p said:
I'd keep it a verbal suggestion for now, a written proposal for S&M sex might be misconstrued...
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
rich p said:
Yeh - naked and tied to your bike, with a quill dipped in blood...
This is simple.
Invite round looodes of the Jehovah's witnesses for supper as well. Borrow all your neighbours pets and children and let them run round the house. Eat some gone off colliflour cheese that dinner, piss all over all the toilets seats.
It will be one hell of a clean up, but she won't want to stay the night, and I highly doubt she will want another supper.
Invite round looodes of the Jehovah's witnesses for supper as well. Borrow all your neighbours pets and children and let them run round the house. Eat some gone off colliflour cheese that dinner, piss all over all the toilets seats.
It will be one hell of a clean up, but she won't want to stay the night, and I highly doubt she will want another supper.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
You could try this method - could be considered drastic but it's effective...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100104/tod-oukoe-uk-italy-prison-sicilian-cb1d00a.html
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100104/tod-oukoe-uk-italy-prison-sicilian-cb1d00a.html
Kestevan
Last of the Summer Winos
- Location
- Holmfirth.
simply say to her...
"You are possibly the thickest, stupidest, most unpleasantly and ignorantly opinionated and ugliest woman I have ever met, your face would make a camel look glamorous. Now go away".
If you're willing to say it behind her back, you should man up and say it to her face.
"You are possibly the thickest, stupidest, most unpleasantly and ignorantly opinionated and ugliest woman I have ever met, your face would make a camel look glamorous. Now go away".
If you're willing to say it behind her back, you should man up and say it to her face.
I'd not put her off, but, if you feel up to it, give her the benefit of your wisdom in the most polite way possible. It will either make a difference or not.
Most of us will have spent time at Christmas with people we can't stand. I know I have. Think of it as a payment in to the karma pot.
Most of us will have spent time at Christmas with people we can't stand. I know I have. Think of it as a payment in to the karma pot.
swee'pea99
Squire
Email a friend a link to this thread and 'accidentally' cc her.
Or emigrate.
Or emigrate.
OP
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Globalti
Legendary Member
threebikesmcginty said:
Funnily enough there's a siege going on right now here in Radcliffe, Manchester, near my office. A bloke on a roof, dressed in a T shirt and no socks is chucking tiles at people. The rumour is that he's cracked after 10 days indoors with his MIL.
Riverman
Guru
- Location
- sur de Inglaterra
Ask her if she likes to go dogging.
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Riverman said:
No no. Then there will be a need for pooper-scoopers and all that paraphernalia wouldn't there?
summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
Get her to baby sit whilst you go out for the night with your wife
Kirstie
Über Member
The reason why this is difficult is that you're being too British about it - and the proper British response is to avoid confrontation at all costs. So, tell a white lie and pretend that your spare room is occupied so she can't come round. Whenever she gets in touch keep coming up with white lies over the next decade or so and eventually she'll get the message. Completely British and relatively pain free for both parties.
If, however, you are feeling more continental than you usually do, tell her what you really think. This has been done to me by Johnny Foreigner - it was agonising at the time, but both parties never spoke to each other again.
If, however, you are feeling more continental than you usually do, tell her what you really think. This has been done to me by Johnny Foreigner - it was agonising at the time, but both parties never spoke to each other again.
