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How to get more sex

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 29 Jan 2008.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ...dammed if I know...got any ideas?:tongue:
     
  2. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    You could try widening your choice of species....
     
  3. Prostitutes, I've heard that they hardly ever refuse so long as you have cash.:tongue:
     
  4. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Use the hands more often...
     
  5. Maz

    Maz Guru

    Start off by reading How to Hug...not a guide to romance, as such. It's Volume VI of Encyclopaedia Brittanica.
     
  6. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Don't understand this. Can I pop round and get you to give me a quick demo? :tongue:
     
  7. bianchi1

    bianchi1 Veteran

    Location:
    malverns
    divorce has done the trick for me :tongue:
     
  8. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    I could let you borrow Rita, my inflatable rubber doll but she isn't very well, her nose is running.
     
  9. Cunobelin

    Cunobelin Legendary Member

    Location:
    Gosport
  10. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Dont try NorthWales why juh think Patricks soo obsessed with it SEX (sheep) :smile:
     
  11. sheddy

    sheddy Veteran

    Location:
    WGC
    Easy, just become a millionaire
     
  12. LLB

    LLB Guest

    Move to Amsterdam, Hookers are cheaper than wives :smile:
     
  13. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Become a male nursing student:tongue:
     
  14. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    Lower your standards
     
  15. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    And then lower them again!