How to get more sex

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...dammed if I know...got any ideas?

 

[wafflycat]

You could try widening your choice of species....

 

[TVC]

Prostitutes, I've heard that they hardly ever refuse so long as you have cash.

 

[wafflycat]

Use the hands more often...

 

[Maz]

Start off by reading How to Hug...not a guide to romance, as such. It's Volume VI of Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

 

[domtyler]

Use the hands more often...

Don't understand this. Can I pop round and get you to give me a quick demo?

 

[bianchi1]

divorce has done the trick for me

 

[Smokin Joe]

I could let you borrow Rita, my inflatable rubber doll but she isn't very well, her nose is running.

 

[ufkacbln]

You are not alone!

 

[yenrod]

Dont try NorthWales why juh think Patricks soo obsessed with it SEX (sheep)

 

[sheddy]

Easy, just become a millionaire

 

[LLB]

...dammed if I know...got any ideas?

Move to Amsterdam, Hookers are cheaper than wives

 

[Dave5N]

Lower your standards

 

[Dave5N]

And then lower them again!

 

[Smokin Joe]

Standards?

Never bothered with them.