Come to think of it, the surreal Kirby experience would probably be little changed by helium.
Over-excitable Hatch would be much better. Especially if accompanied by Sean Kelly breathing xenon, which would deepen his voice.
I know I shouldn't go on but did you hear him praising Roglic's attack as being "quite frankly, fabulous, and why not. Don't you agree, Robbie? "
McEwan... "No, Carlton, poor form and should be assisting Lipowitz etc"
CK... Totally agree, Robbie, and risking endangering the white jersey too...