How to look like a nobber before the sun is up .

[Cuchilo]

So there was I last night after a few jars at the country club with the chaps ( allotment shed with a couple of blokes drinking tinnies ) .
The open fire is roaring and im on the sofa with the cat on my lap . sparko by 9 o clock
So im up before the sun and decide to get a bit of shopping in at the local Tesco . The rather attractive young manager is working the morning shift and as I always look my best after falling asleep on the sofa half pissed I decide to strike up a bit of a chat with her .
all was well until on leaving I quipped " Im only up this early to get to church " She replied " oh I go in the evening , what one do you go too " Theres never a hole in the ground when you want one is there .

 

[Globalti]

You should have replied: "Oh, just the unitarian disestablished non-conformist place, you know....."

 

[biggs682]

@Cuchilo bless you my son , but dont worry you have not sinned

 

[ASC1951]

..... The rather attractive young manager is working the morning shift and as I always look my best after falling asleep on the sofa half ****ed I decide to strike up a bit of a chat with her. all was well until on leaving I quipped " I'm only up this early to get to church " She replied " oh I go in the evening , what one do you go too " There's never a hole in the ground when you want one is there .

Many months behind that Tesco counter have taught her that this line is guaranteed to see off hung-over Sunday morning lechers ...

 

[ianrauk]

You should have said in a really manic voice 'THE CHURCH OF SATAN!'.

 

[Maverick Goose]

You should have said, "oh my Priest is Father Michael of Flatley"...

 

[palinurus]

( allotment shed with a couple of blokes drinking tinnies )

This is the greatest way to drink. I've tried them all, so I know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You should have replied: "Oh, just the unitarian disestablished non-conformist place, you know....."

Which is ok unless she replies 'Me too! Where do you go?'.