How to Make Chicken Salad...

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[Mo1959]

Lol...........was almost scared to watch in case it was getting the chop

 

[rich p]

How do you make a swiss roll, then, McGinty?

 

[welsh dragon]

How do you make a swiss roll, then, McGinty?

Theres an obvious joke there, but I'm not going there. All hell would break lose.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 3686118, member: 259"]The French version of Delia Smith.

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Yeah, the kids really enjoyed that!

 

[rich p]

[QUOTE 3686118, member: 259"]The French version of Delia Smith.

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Haha! She was pretty hamfisted with the club!

 

[ufkacbln]

There is a scan that is used to measure gastric emptying.

It involved a liquid and solid phase as they act differently

The solid phase method used to be

Catch a chicken
Inject chicken with an Indium 111 labelled colloid which would be taken up by the chicken's liver.
Wait 40 minutes
Kill chicken
Extract liver
Cook and serve to patient


We don't do that any longer

 

[slowmotion]

Yeah, how do you make a Venetian blind?

OK, how do you make a Maltese Cross?

 

[mcshroom]

How about a Swiss roll?

 

[vernon]

Or a goose step?

 

[vernon]

Yeah, how do you make a Venetian blind?

Or a Viennese waltz?

 

[vernon]

Or a cream puff?

Or the military two-step?

 

[vernon]

.....and I've just seen the salad dressing

I bet that made the apple crumble.

 

[roadrash]

how do you make a fool out of a gooseberry

 

[vernon]

how do you make a fool out of a gooseberry

Stand it up on a date.