How to shoot in The Woods - reducing the environmental impact of pooping in the wild

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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
An entertaining read:

Coming upon a log beneath a spreading tree, Edwin propped up his rifle, slipped off his poncho and slid the suspenders from his shoulders. Whistling now, he sat and shat. But when he turned round to bid it farewell, not a thing was there! Oh hell! In total disbelief, Edwin peered over the log once more, still finding nothing. The sky opened and it began to rain and a pleasant image of the camp beckoned. Preparing to leave he yanked on his poncho and hefted his gun. To warm up his ears he pulled up his hood. There it was! On the top of his head, melting in the rain like a scoop of ice cream left in the sun.

Although written with an American slant on environmental protection, the book covers all aspects of dealing with the lack of toilets in the great outdoors. The serious content is punctuated with humour. A great addition to the library if only for entertainment purposes though the serious messages contained within are useful and educational.

100 pages paperback

£3 inc postage.

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Memories of a school I did some supply teaching in. Day before a bank holiday weekend, coupla "typical kids" sidled up and asked if I played golf.

Strange question. To which the answer could only be "No, no chance" ....... followed by "Why are you asking, lads?"

"Cos we went round the golf course last night (ed's note - next-door to the school) and did a **** in all the holes."

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