How to slow down car drivers!

[rodgy-dodge]

While out riding this morning with the husband, we where riding behind a young lady who certainly slowed down those pesky mad drivers. You know the ones that normally scalp you because they are too eager to get past. she was a very curvy pretty little thing, sporting a lovely builders bum and almost see through tights it seemed drivers wheren't too hasty to overtake

 

[EltonFrog]

I wonder if the sight of an 'airy arsed old bloke in a Borat thong would slow down drivers?

 

[Alan Frame]

Only trouble is, when they do finally go past, they'll be so busy checking out their rear view mirrors that they won't see what's going on in front of them.
I have been told this sort of thing can happen to red-blooded males.

 

[EltonFrog]

Years and years agon on one hot sunny day, I was driving in some very slow congested traffic. A very attractive young lady walked passed in the opposite direction. Whilst I was rubber necking I drove under the rear of a lorry. Doh!

 

[Goldcoast]

Hahahaha!!

 

[TVC]

Do you have a photo? Just to verify your story, not for any other reason.

 

[Arjimlad]

Years and years agon on one hot sunny day, I was driving in some very slow congested traffic. A very attractive young lady walked passed in the opposite direction. Whilst I was rubber necking I drove under the rear of a lorry. Doh!

Someone I know did that, and his wife was in the car

 

[tyred]

Oh, I thought it was goinf to say that the government had made a rule only allowing people to drive Morris Marinas.

 

[addictfreak]

Last time I saw something like that, it was a fat hairy ar*ed bloke on a Bianchi. Not a pretty sight!

 

[Cycling Dan]

Wave a gun at them. They will give you all the room you need.

 

[pauldavid]

Last time I saw something like that, it was a fat hairy ar*ed bloke on a Bianchi. Not a pretty sight!

I've lost weight since then though!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Last time I saw something like that, it was a fat hairy ar*ed bloke on a Bianchi. Not a pretty sight!

hey!!! I resemble that remark

 

[avalon]

I wonder if the sight of an 'airy arsed old bloke in a Borat thong would slow down drivers?

It would at least attract their attention, the trouble is it would probably give them an excuse to run you down.