How to turn your girlfriend on....(no it's not spam)

[thomas]

....by yelling " -keerr" at me outside the passenger window when you're girlfriend is driving for no apparent reason, other than you have vocal cords. I bet she can't wait to get home for some loving now.


And also. My bike probably cost more than her shitty faded pink car.

 

[fossyant]

Should have right hooked him..."oops sorry, indicating" .....

 

[thomas]

Should have right hooked him..."oops sorry, indicating" .....

I did give him the finger, which I got back. It was on a 60mph road, but I was hoping that the car would break down around the corner so I could have a laugh...unfortunately it didn't, but it gave me the motivation to speed up a little.

 

[Garz]

Chav?

 

[jig-sore]

mmm, think i met this guy a couple of weeks back, black car was it ???

 

[thomas]

mmm, think i met this guy a couple of weeks back, black car was it ???

As I wrote in my first post..."shitty faded pink car."

Chav?

Well, he didn't put the word spiffing in front of it so I guess so

 

[Bigtwin]

I assume you were in Woking today?

Woking on a Sunday is twats-in-cars tastic. All the dibble are off for the day and it turns into a race track.

 

[thomas]

I assume you were in Woking today?

Woking on a Sunday is twats-in-cars tastic. All the dibble are off for the day and it turns into a race track.

Yes. I was cycling down the Woking Road (main road between Guildford and Woking). I'd normally go down Jacob's Well but I was feeling brave .

I cycled away from Woking so didn't really notice all the twats in cars . Woking's not too bad on a Sunday. I used to cycle to work and around a bit after without any issues.

Though, did see a lot of nice American cars today, presumably going to the Cruise in Guildford (Which I thought they weren't allowed to do anymore?)

Anyway, cycled to Milford and back, mainly using the busy roads, without any real issues....even got to do 40mph in a 30 ....shame the speed camera was facing the other way!!

 

[Bristol Dave]

When are Cateye going to produce a 20 terrawatt front laser capable of cutting a car in half? It can't be that difficult with their patented lens technology (big battery pack though).

BD

 

[ufkacbln]

Lets face it.....

You on a bike

Guy in a fading pink car

He obviously felt his masculinity sufficiently threatened that acting like a Prillock was going to make him feel better.