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How.............

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by mondobongo, 25 Aug 2007.

  1. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    How come women are so good at finding things? Just spent ages looking for my last remaining powerlink in the garage. I knew I had one still in its little ziploc bag.

    Came indoors said to the missus 'have you seen a powerlink anywhere?' explained what it looked like like 2 mins later I hear 'is this what you are looking for love' Missus stands there with the missing link:smile:

    Amazing how can women find things so quickly and without losing their rag?
     
  2. Kovu

    Kovu Über Member

    Because we are amazingly clever! ;)
     
  3. dangerousjules

    dangerousjules New Member

    pure fluke she found it so quickly!
     
  4. Joe

    Joe Über Member

    She had it in her pocket all along!
     
  5. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    She probably moved it from where you put it to begin with ;)
     
  6. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Well...scientifically speaking women have greater peripheral vision than men as well as very slightly different thought processes so....


    ...but then again...
     
  7. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Peripharel vision my arse, she had moved it and was just about to throw it away. Pure fluke.

    Test her again, ask her where your crank puller is:thumbsup:
     
  8. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    She found the missing link??????



    Mate you want to get her on the cover of Archeology monthly .....they have been looking for that for years.
    Im surprised it was round at your gaff though, i had always imagined it would be found on an african savanah or under the polar ice caps or milton Keynes or somewhere.
     
  9. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Location:
    Meanwood ,Leeds
    Girls 1 Boys 0. A few weeks ago wife asked me to make the kids a drink with their tea.Had to go in cupboard for a new bottle of juice.Found a bottle of Highland Park malt whisky.What is this oh happy anniversary she says thats where i put it.Girls 1 Boys 1 .
     
  10. Big Bren

    Big Bren New Member

    Location:
    Yorkshire
    Quoted for truth - they do this on purpose, to perpetuate the myth that you are an absent minded eejit who couldn't cope without them. ;)

    Bren
     
  11. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Works the other way round in our household....;):sad:
     
  12. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    I never misplace anything, I only pretend to test out if she is on the ball with the housekeeping (a likely story)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    Women know where things are all the time cos its always them putting the blighters away in some obscure drawer.
     
  14. DustBowlRefugee

    DustBowlRefugee Über Member

    Location:
    Sussex, England
    I hate it when I catch my wife with Homo Erectus. I have to club the bastard all the back to Piltdown.
     
  15. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!